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Rumored Obama-Xi Democracy Spat Turns Ugly

Unconfirmed rumors from Libertarian insider sources recount the following incident during President Xi’s recent visit to America.

President Obama invited Xi to tour the White House, showing him thpaul 19e various rooms, and expounding on the democratic virtues of the many Presidents portrayed on its walls. They were reportedly accompanied on this tour by leading members of the Democratic National Committee, who were there advising the President on various party issues.

At the end of the tour, President Xi, duly impressed by what he had seen, said to Obama, “Mr. President, I understand your term expires in January 2017, and you will not be allowed to run again. I think it is a great shame that such a great leader should not be allowed to rule unimpeded and in perpetuity, and, if you will kindly permit me, I want to tell you how to seize power.”

It is reported that President Obama was duly shocked by this statement, and sternly chastised President Xi, telling him, “Mr. President, that’s not how we do things in America.”

Whereupon the members of the DNC admonished the President, and told him to “Keep your mouth shut and listen to this guy!”

Of course, this is merely an unsubstantiated rumor.