Ten Little Democrats going out to dine
One choked to death trying to eat a copy of the Constitution
And then there were nine.
Nine Little Democrats sat up very late November 8
One cried himself to death
And then there were eight.
Eight Little Democrats travelling in Devon
One was told his citizenship had been revoked and he’d been deported
And then there were seven.
Seven Little Democrats chopping up some sticks
But then one was prosecuted for wasting strategic resources necessary for Homeland Security
And then there were six.
Six Little Democrats playing with a hive
A Libertarian Bee stung one
And then there were five.
Five Little Democrats going in for law
Alan Dershowitz sued one
And then there were four.
Four Little Democrats going out to sea
A red-herring-baiting House Un-american Committee Chairman subpoened one
And then there were three.
Three Little Democrats walking in the zoo
A Russian bear hugged one
And then there were two.
Two Little Democrats sitting in the sun
The climate change frizzled one
And then there was one.
One Little Democrat Left all alone
So he joined the Libertarian Party
And then there were none!